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Musical Parody -- Happy & Appointed Forever

I'm a lawyer. I have a lot of respect for the system. I clerked for a federal judge for two years. I have a lot of respect for that judge and the others I got to know during that time.

With all that being said and stressed a lot, this parody song is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
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