Funniest Historical Jesus Cartoon Ever

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This was published in my newspaper yesterday, but it was from 2007. I almost spit out my oatmeal when I read it.

Click here to read.

While I expect the people who have bought into the arguments like the Jesus Tomb won't find it amusing, those of you who have analyzed the arguments and found them wanting will find this quite amusing.

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